Score: 10

"Very very well constructed"

submission: Decline of Video Gaming 3

date: July 25, 2005

This has to be one of the best Flash animations currently on Newgrounds. It has some really original writing, especially with the use of old scenes and puns from past movies and games, and has a really good use of music - something which is all too rare in today's Flash animations.

Not to mention of course that it is animated to a better-than-Simpsons level (you can tell i have a lot of adjectives today).

If you haven't seen this, you haven't lived... or you've gone and bought a PSP...

Score: 10

"You sir are a genious"

submission: Email!!

date: May 29, 2005

That was, without a doubt, the best piece of comedy i have seen on Newgrounds for a long while. I salute you.

Score: 4

"Not bad"

submission: Trapped 5

date: February 28, 2005

Not bad at all - i do think the previous reviewer should be pushed off the first review for this, seeing as he is a virus-spreading twunt (hey kid - get some skills; my anti-virus killed it before it was downloaded... sigh).

Score: 2

"Needs more options"

submission: Move or Die!

date: November 20, 2004

As you said yourself: "The story doesn't need to end this tradgically" - yet you don't give us enough options. There are no options to stop the car and give him the body afterwards, and so you get hit by the Karma truck which has magically looped around the entire road in less than 10 minutes?

Here's two words i suggest you look into: CONTINUITY and PLAUSABILITY.

Score: 10

"Knox - king of hypocrites"

submission: FF7: About Random Battles

date: May 21, 2004

Well i for one thought this was great, and whilst i do value constructive critiscism, Knox - what the hell is your problem? I didn't go around saying "yeah, but that claymation of yours would have been better with me, king of the written word, to help".

And now, the backlash of crap from you all that i await shall surely come, as if i care...

Great movie, great animation and, as ever, highly enjoyable work.

Score: 8

"Not bad"

submission: Drag Racer 3

date: April 9, 2004

To the person before this post saying how it is only 6 KB, and working on the filesize would decrease it to nothing - the LOADER for this game is 6 KB: the rest of the games data is downloaded from another server, hence the download times (unless you want to contest that NG servers have gotten to a point where downloading 6 KB takes 4 minutes? In which case, the home page would take almost half an hour to load on broadband...).

Anyway, good game and nice cars.

Score: 10

"Welcome to my No #1 Favourite spot"

submission: ultimate flash sonic

date: February 24, 2004

DUDE! This game is absolutely amazing! It has great graphics, all the features of Sonic games, great music and is generally THE greatest game to date on Newgrounds.

Very, very, very well done :D

Score: 10

"I laughed so hard i couldn't breathe!"

submission: Final Fantasy Gil Quest

date: January 3, 2004

Really, you almost killed me with that "Mary-Kate and Ashley" scene - i'll be needing a swift change of pants :p. Seriously though, that cartoon was amazingly funny - i loved it, make more!

Score: 8

"Great movie, fuck you shitty reviewers"

submission: bonjour

date: December 19, 2003

That was a great movie, i like the way that all your site is different - out of the norm, so to speak.

I am, however, PISSED OFF at all the reviewers who say "That was Gay". Justify your reviews! And no, a 5 year old could not do this - do you know what the fuck a motion tween is, or a keyframe? NO.

Stop being such fucking hypocrites and go and TRY to make a flash first, then we can blam the crap out of it - after all, it will be THAT shit.

Score: 10

"RAB is absolutely amazing!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 6

date: December 1, 2003

RAB is one of the best series here at NG, and it just keeps getting better and better! I loved the fact that they were at Wil Wheaton's house (Ensen Crusher - Engage :p) and the ending - i won't spoil it, but it was great!

Well done, please make more!

(P.S.: Can people PLEASE stop with the Outwar sh^t? It isn't clever, and you are ruining the work of this great artsist).